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'Dancing's Fashion Disasters

Maurice and Cheryl were disco-fabulous in Week 4 with their afros and their smooth moves. (Photo: ABC)

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Susan Lucci Susan Lucci looks like she's going to fly off on a unicorn. (Photo: ABC)
Kim Kardashian a... The two Kims, wow...well, there they are. (Photo: ABC)
Brooke Burke and... Brooke's pig tails and mini-poodle skirt are nothing compared with Derek's wild 'greaser' curled pompodour! (Photo: ABC)
Karina Smirnoff ... Karina's curly disco-inspired hairdo fell almost as flat as her and Rocco's rumba. (Photo: ABC)
Karina Smirnoff ... So it was a treat to see the genuine surprise and joy on their faces when they learned they were safe from elimination in Week 2. (Photo: ABC)
Mark Ballas and ... While Kim would look lovely in just about anything, this dress was borderline: from certain angles she looked like a Grecian goddess and from other angles she looked like she was wrapped in a shower curtain. (Photo: ABC)
Kym Johnson and ... Kym and Warren's Matrix-style routine and black pleather outfits were actually awesome. But the sequins and eye liner--on Warren--may have been a bit unnecessary for these already bold outfits. (Photo: ABC)
Kim Kardashian a... Red-hot sequined stars Kim Kardashian and Julianne Hough got attacked by the 'Bedazzler'! (Photo: ABC)
Misty May-Treano... That's a featherlicious Misty May-Treanor right there! (Photo: ABC)
Karina Smirnoff ... Rocco DiSpirito looks like he just hatched a little Easter chicklet. (Photo: ABC)
Susan Lucci and ... Surely it's just this unflattering camera angle, but Susan and Toni look like Siamese twins. Or aliens. (Photo: ABC)
Cloris Leachman Cloris channels Carmen Miranda...or maybe a carnival psychic? (Photo: ABC)
Misty May-Treano... Misty's dominatrix look certainly was a departure for the Olympic gold medalist. (Photo: ABC)
Toni Braxton Toni Braxton dressed up as Marie Antoinette for a Viennese Waltz that bombed with the judges. (Photo: ABC)
Maurice Greene a... Maurice and Cheryl were disco-fabulous in Week 4 with their afros and their smooth moves. (Photo: ABC)
Cloris Leachman ... For Latin night, Cloris was dressed as a Spanish mistress in a dark wig to show her 'serious' side. Instead, Bruno told her she looked like Gloria Swanson in 'Sunset Blvd.' (Photo: ABC)
Edyta Sliwinska ... Edyta has great legs, but her faux leg-warmers are almost as disastrous as Jeffrey's dancing. (Photo: ABC)
Lacey Schwimmer ... Lance and Lacey look like living dead dolls in their Goth-inspired Tango outifts. But the fierce look and their even fiercing dancing brought them high scores from the judges. (Photo: ABC)
Tony Dovolani an... Tony does a better Travolta than Travolta here, while golden girl Susan revists her Studio 54 days in all her fringed-out glory. (Photo: ABC)
Rocco DiSpirito ... We think it looks like Rocco stole 'Seinfeld's' infamous puffy shirt, but Rocco said he felt like a Venetian ice cream man in his white ruffled shirt. That works too. (Photo: ABC)
Rocco DiSpirito ... Rocco sure liked his ruffles! Check out these hot pink wings and Karina's cotton candy bum! (Photo: ABC)
Susan Lucci and ... Look at Tony's face. Even he seems to be wondering what the heck Susan is wearing. (Photo: ABC)
Cheryl Burke and... Cheryl is given an ill-advised side-swept pony-tail. But at least Maurice Green's green shirt looks fantastic. (Photo: ABC)
Cloris Leachman ... Cloris Leachman did her best Flava Flav impersonation for the group's hilarious hip-hop performance. (Photo: ABC)
Jessica Simpson We'll just ignore any unfounded 'baby bump' speculation that comes as the result of this little black dress on Jessica Simpson, who performed on the Week 2 Results show. (Photo: ABC)
Toni Braxton and... The women weren't the only hair trauma victims in Week 2. A rogue flat-iron got a hold of Alec Mazzo's head, and it comes off almost as bad as his karaoke singing. (Photo: ABC)
Cody Linley Cody Linley tries the Zac Efron look with the forward sweeping bangs...but he really should leave it to the 'High School Musical' hottie. (Photo: ABC)
Warren Sapp and ... The difference in size between "the kid" Cody and "the big fella" Warren is hilarious. (Photo: ABC)
Lacey Schwimmer ... Subtlety is not one of Lance and Lacey's strong suits (nor is following the directions). They danced to Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl," and Lacey had a silly hot pink dress with lips printed all over it and hot pink chunks of color in her jet black hair. (Photo: ABC)
Cloris Leachman ... A sweet moment between the bad boy and the bad girl of the dance floor. (Photo: ABC)
Warren Sapp and ... Superfly Sapp! Yes, that's 300-lbs. NFL star Warren Sapp jumping up in the air during his Matrix-ed out paso doble. Don't worry, he didn't actually land on his partner Kym. (Photo: ABC)
Brooke Burke There's nothing disastrous here. Brooke Burke looks stunning in her Spanish-style ensemble! (Photo: ABC)
Kym Johnson and ... We think Kym's hair extensions are more tragic than hilarious, but at least Tom Bergeron and Kym find it funny. (Photo: ABC)
Julianne Hough a... Julianne Hough has such gorgeous hair, why would the stylists give her a short mullet wig...even for just one night? (Photo: ABC)
Julianne Hough a... What's going on with that pouf of netting attacking the back of Julianne's head? (Photo: ABC)
Cloris Leachman Cloris Leachman is pretty in pink...doesn't the foul-mouthed granny look so innocent there? (Photo: ABC)
Cloris Leachman ... Cloris and Corky may not have topped themselves the night Corky accidentally ripped off Cloris' wig during their routine. Cloris kept on dancing, undaunted! (Photo: ABC)