Silly Star Sayings
Groucho Marx
"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." (Photo: Paramount)
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Linda Evangelist... "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)
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Kate Moss "To say this book is about me (which is the main reason I was uncomfortable – me, me, me, me, me… frightening!) is ridiculous. This book is not about me." Model Kate Moss, speaking about her eponymous book "Kate: The Kate Moss Book" (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for Agent Provocateur)
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Mariah Carey "When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images)
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John Wayne "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." (Photo: David Sutton)
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Paris Hilton "What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?" (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Graham Hughes)
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R.Kelly "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through." R. Kelly, referring to himself during while on trial for child pornography. (AP Photo/M. Spencer Green)
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Samuel Goldwyn "Give me a couple of years and I'll make that actress an overnight success." (Photo: Paul Hesse)
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Cyndi Lauper "If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final." Lauper was referring to the AIDS epidemic. (Photo: NBC)
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Warren Beatty ...actor Warren Beatty. (AP Photo/Reed Saxon)
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Arnold Schwarzen... "I love Thanksgiving turkey… it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)
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Lawrence Welk "There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them." (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)
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Groucho Marx "Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." (Photo: Paramount)
