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Megan Fox on Being Funny

"I don't understand why people don't have a [bleep]ing sense of humor. Always assume that I'm being sarcastic." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009 (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

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Megan Fox on Mic... "God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it's endearing to watch him. He's vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he's a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a "Transformers" movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do." - Wonderland Magazine, September 2009
Megan Fox on Her... "I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009 (Photo by Epsilon/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Men "I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them." - Elle, June 2009 (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Zac... "Robert [Pattinson] and Zac [Efron]—they're just too pretty, with the big hair and the suits." - Elle, May 2009 (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Sex... "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009 (Photo by Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Her... "If there's no sun, I go bat-[bleep] crazy." - Total Film, July 2009 (Photo by Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Wom... "I come across as confident and [women] assume that means that I think I'm hot [bleep]. And that makes them feel bad about themselves and so they hate me." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009 (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Dru... "I hope they legalize [marijuana] and when they do I'll be the first [bleep]ing person in line to buy my pack of joints." - British GQ, July 2009 (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Her... "My weight fluctuates constantly—I don't really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive." - Elle, June 2009 (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on 'Hi... "Well let me tell you what ["High School Musical"] is really about. "High School Musical" is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it." - Esquire, June 2009 (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Ang... "I'm actually frightened of [Angelina Jolie]. I haven't had the opportunity to meet her and I try to avoid that because I'm afraid. Angelina's a powerful person and I bet she would eat me alive. I guess that is why I'm afraid of her." - FHM, June 2007 (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
More Megan Fox o... "I was joking [about Angelina]! She always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I'm sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I'd be like, 'Who the [bleep] is this little bull[bleep] brat who was in 'Transformers' that's going to be the next me?' I don't want to meet her; I'd be embarrassed." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009 (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Spike TV)
Megan Fox on Sex... "I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on." - Elle, June 2009 (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Her... "I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep." - GQ, October 2008 (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Ala... "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared," – Red carpet interview at the Golden Globes, 2009 (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Her... "Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch [lesbian] for, like, six months... Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds. I was like, 'I'm losing weight for the movie.' I was telling myself I was being method (method acting), which was so outrageous and ridiculous and not true." - British GQ, July 2009 (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for VES)
Megan Fox on Her... "I have no friends and I never leave my house." - Times of London, June 2009 (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Nud... "I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?" - The Daily Star, July 2008 (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Her... "It pisses me [off] when people [bleep]ing complain that I'm too beautiful to get this part. That's [bleep]. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all." - Esquire, June 2009 (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Fem... "I go to the set thinking I'm not going to have any female friends, because that's the reality of the business. From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is bad[bleep], women immediately hate you." - Maxim, July 2007 (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Zac... "Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time." - GQ Man of the Year Event, 2008 (Photo by Katy Winn/Getty Images for IMG)
Megan Fox on Edu... "I've never been a big believer in formal education." - CosmoGirl, June/July 2008 (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Act... "We actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross." - British GQ, July 2009 (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Sex... "I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009 (Photo by Sergio Dionisio/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Dru... "I've done drugs, and that's how I know I don't like them. I tried several things in order to make an informed decision, but I didn't enjoy anything other than marijuana. Cocaine is back with a vengeance, everyone in every club is doing drugs. A lot of people are on prescription drugs. Celebrities aren't trying to hide it, except where people have camera phones." - Maxim, 2007 (Photo by Sergio Dionisio/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Fut... "I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon." - Entertainment Tonight, June 2009 (Photo by Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Mar... "I'm not going to be married - I'm not the marrying type. I know people will say, 'Why are you engaged if you're not the marrying type?' I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon." Extra, April 2009 (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Med... "Before I go onstage anywhere, I take a Xanax now." - GQ, October 2008(Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images)
Megan Fox on Bei... "I don't understand why people don't have a [bleep]ing sense of humor. Always assume that I'm being sarcastic." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009 (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

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