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Simpson's Sudsy Stampede

By KirstenH
Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:18:57 GMT

She's certainly come a long way from her days as a gospel singer on the Christian music circuit. Jessica Simpson is now shilling beer – well, light beer, but still – for Texas-based brewer Stampede.

Simpson will appear in ads for Stampede Light Plus, an alcoholic beverage that invites drinkers to "Be smart, drink smart." Clearly, everybody's favorite Chicken of the Sea fan is the obvious choice to represent a smart drinker. Here's the ad:


 

The ad copy reads: "I work out and I take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That's why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it's beer plus." Plus what remains a mystery.

Simpson, ever the career girl, has a 15 percent stake in the company.

Click here for pics of Jessica in and out of love.

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Message Edited by Victor_Balta on 08-20-2008 05:34 PM

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looks to me like jessica had one to many stampede's if she is trying to go for the sexy look it didn't quite happen for her, it might be the whole dopey look she has on her face :)

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:37:00 GMT | baxter_maxi

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She can't sing, she can't act, but she became famous by marrying Nick Lachey. Nothing is happening for her ever since her divorce, but then she gets these guys who helps her being famous again. Sorry Simpson, beer or no beer, Your only famous for your stupid looks, stupid remarks (Chicken of the Sea), and MEN you date.

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:59:24 GMT | FORMILEY

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She is a disaster. Spoiled daddy's girl. Her father is to blame for her failed relationships. She just keeps jumping from one thing to the next. She will never be a success at anything or any realtionship. she is a has been already. It is sad.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:18:09 GMT | 123plp

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There's just something terribly wrong and very deceiving about Jessica Simpson's picture and the word "smart" together on the same page…lol. The two go together like oil and water...lol... Obviously sex sells and this ad is simply to entice the really stupid men...lol. If I were a Dallas Cowboys fan, and thank God I’m not, I would boycott Tony (**bleep**) Romo for associating himself with that idiot !!! Sometimes men are just so dumb !!! lol…

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:08:02 GMT | Miller3

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This picture is smokin' hot. Nice makeup job, beautiful hair and a great body. What's not to like? I won't be drinking any light beer, however.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:13:58 GMT | hardonjessica

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J. simpson has no talent. If it wasn't for her ex Nick Lachey she wouldn't even be known!!!

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:53:51 GMT | doloresg

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Dumber than a box of rocks. Can't sing. Can't play an instrument. Can't write music. Can't act. Not attractive. Fake and vacant. Annoying. Misguided belief that she is relevant in our world. Did I mention dumb? Yup, Jessica Simpson is an oxygen thief. Shudder.

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:18:47 GMT | MonkeyGirl

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The unwarranted attacks in here on Jessica Simpson obviously come from bitter , jealous people. No Nick didn't make her famous. Jessica was making her own music and putting out CD's before he came along. As far as looks, I'm sure she would put most of the bitter women who write these comments in here to shame. As for the guys, just sit back and drool over something you can't have. Besides with your taste I'm sure Brittney Spears the **bleep** lyp sync girl is more up your alley, LOL. So make your nasty comments about Jessica, I'm sure she cares. Nor will I if you reply to this post. Jealousy is a ..... well you know.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:39:29 GMT | Frank1

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Jessica Simpson is a sell out!

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:51:26 GMT | 1saltydog

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You got to be kidding about her. the only thing she is good for is her act and her silliness when she singing and trying to be sexy.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:53:20 GMT | rooter

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Singing and acting aside - that's one rodeo I'd ride ! (even if the beer is crappy, I'll pretend to like it =;0 )

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:20:01 GMT | vasarian

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Jessica, may have or may not have made the smartest decisions in life. Have any of us? All I can say is she is laughing all the way to the bank. She knows what she is doing..

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:43:14 GMT | livinjc247

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I am not a fan of Jessica Simpson, but, in my opinion, she is really a lovely young lady who, with the right guidance, could have a very successful career. However, the very first thing she must do is STOP LISTENING TO DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:35:17 GMT | tjn092249

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HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:38:58 GMT | IZZY02

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I happen to like jessica...she is pretty , has good values and she must be somewhat smart. She has a whole lot more money than most of you. I think you are all just jealous....Look in the mirror and I'm quite sure you will find a lot of flaws there yourself...

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:49:59 GMT | danetteb

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and you are a "never was"

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:53:22 GMT | danetteb

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Im not here to defend her. Her money and attorney can take care of that. People generally put people down due to jealousy. The fact is that she makes money and she is hot. Sell out? What? She has a right to make a living any way she wants. This is America and if your Idea of real life includes slamming people who are successful, maybe you need to get a real life and get some exercise while your at it. Quit picking your nose behind a computer and take a good look in the mirror. Its located in the bathroom above the sink. And by the way, Good comment Frank1

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:02:23 GMT | davesnothere

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I will definitely stay away from Stampede. All alcohol kills brain cells but the thought of drinking Jessica's beer frightens me horribly. I have this horrifying thought that drinking her beer would eat away all brain activity.
And the fact that she's such an untalented famous person who's father is in love with her; makes me the most horrified of all. Only in America, baby. (I'm not slamming our Country; just some of the mindless people in it)

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:20:08 GMT | SufferingJoyfuly

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LOL!! and yet people still feel the need to bash on someone they cannot stand online. Atleast Jessica is out there in the real world making an impact whether good or bad.... oh yeah.... and making WAAAAAAAAAAY more money than any of us will ever hope to make. BTW, how much was your tax return for last year.... lmao.... she is laughing all the way to the bank!!!

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:47:37 GMT | Firesgirl

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